Nosy Parker

Someone with nothing interesting in their lives so they try and find out about others' lives. Simply put, they are probably Stonemason spies seeing if people know their secrets.

John was a nosy parker so he got kicked out of the friendzone.

by r-supreme July 6, 2019

Mom Parker

Andi D.

Did you see how she pulled in and parked?!?! Bro she TOTALLY parks like a mom!
You're a mom parker.

by Larry Josh December 13, 2018

Parker Pressley

Parker Pressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.

Parker Pressley is kind of a dick but he's really cute.

by BatmanPressley September 16, 2017

Parker Riley

Internet personality, journalist, Tiktok star, Singer, and talk show host.

Did you see what Parker Riley just released? You never know what he’s gonna do! He’s so funny!

by Irish egg snakdkjfwn March 23, 2021

People Parker

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.

People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.

Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!

People Parker: *parks right next to her*

Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

Tony Parker

to fuck your teammate or your friend's wife

guy1: hey did you pull a tony parker on my wife?
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick

by fassdasdf December 7, 2021

parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.

"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"

by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020