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Catch paper

When two people have a disagreement or verbal altercation usually over money or a female in which results in the two having to throw hands formally known as "catching paper" with each other. Resulting in one or the other getting they ass beat.
Ay did lil Juan ever pay you that money he owed you?nah he didn't. shii cuz you gon have to catch paper wit that nigga.; You talkin tough on the phone it's iight we gon catch paper when I see you.
by DaddyLongLeg234 January 3, 2020
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Saku Paper

by Tababean August 27, 2021
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Paper Shaman

A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.
The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.
by BigRed41 February 14, 2023
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Paper Champ

A person or team that wins the championship without beating the actual titleholder and it is known that they can't defend the title against the actual champ. This may happen due to any reason like the actual champ being out of competition with injury or travel issues or anything.
When Jon Jones got stripped of the title, DC was nothing but a paper champ.
by NoVax DjoCovid January 30, 2022
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Paper Whore

Someone (mostly a research professor) who could go to any extent to get his pointless research published.
My prof is such a "Paper Whore" material, he would even suck my dingy dong to get his work done.
by madingo_thatsme August 8, 2019
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shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.
Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.
by Kattie December 9, 2008
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Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.
Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.
by soulfulsock November 2, 2013
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