paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !

by chopmiester December 5, 2006

Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.

You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!

by cr0nky October 16, 2009

shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008

Paper Whore

Someone (mostly a research professor) who could go to any extent to get his pointless research published.

My prof is such a "Paper Whore" material, he would even suck my dingy dong to get his work done.

by madingo_thatsme August 8, 2019

Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.

Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.

by soulfulsock November 2, 2013

Saku Paper

One of the greatest people of all time

Saku Paper is a great person

by Tababean August 27, 2021

Paper Shaman

A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.

The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.

by BigRed41 February 14, 2023