A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.
Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.
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Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012
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A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023
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"Dude, did you hear about the guy who got a score of 80 on The FitnessGram Pacer Test?"
"What a fucking legend."
"What a fucking legend."
by Agnethie February 1, 2019
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Guy 1: Damn did you see Parker tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah she is beautiful I want to be her!
Parker girl- A genuine, loving, and supportive person you would be extremely lucky to have in your life.
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Parker girl- A genuine, loving, and supportive person you would be extremely lucky to have in your life.
by just some city kid July 9, 2018
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Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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