Straight Pride Month

Straight Pride Month occurs during March, from the 1st to the 31st.

If gay people can have a pride month, then why can't straights?
Bob: Hey Billy, you excited for Straight Pride Month?
Billy: Yeah Bob, it's gonna be fun!
by Kezz.a November 23, 2020
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straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.
oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!
by mcnuggetdestroyer September 02, 2019
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Straight Pride Month

January is the month to recognize and support the straight people
The Straight Pride Month Parade is set for January 25, 2023.
by hdsbffsijddfbbfbeubf November 11, 2022
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Eshay Pride Month

In February there is a special month for all called Eshay Pride Month. Coming to a train station near you! You may see more bum bags around or maybe you see random gatorade bottles. Maybe you feel like buying those tns you have always wanted to wear. Either way, you will be affected, and you will become an eshay. Luckily if you're eshayphobic, you will stop being an eshay in March
Tyler: It's February, for some reason i feel like buying a Champion hoodie
Gabe: Didn't you hear about Eshay Pride Month, The eshay is creeping into you.
Karen: THE ESHAY PRIDE MONTH NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! THE ESHAY AGENDA IS GETTING INTO OUR KIDS SCHOOL!
Karen: Now, let me get my bum bag, I really want one for some reason...
by Bonsaiiii March 25, 2023
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Swallow your pride

Come on baby lemme swallow your pride- Latto

Seven by Jung Kook of bts ft. Latto
Swallow your pride and just accept the fact that the tannies paved the way
by Tannies_girl October 02, 2023
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Jason Pride Month

Jason Pride Month (Also known as JPM) is every month that starts with a J and is a pride month for specifically Jason.
Congratulations Jason, its Jason Pride Month!
by Acidiic July 28, 2020
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Toxic gay pride

The new toxic masculinity. When someone assumes you’re homophobic/transphobic because your child doesn’t watch SpongeBob (gay animated icon) or wear rainbow. Getting angry because you’re not gay too. And acts like you’re the bad guy.
David: why doesn’t your child watch SpongeBob ?

Jayce: because their not even one years old yet and not alert enough to watch an older kid cartoon.
David: that’s bullshit. They’re old enough to watch SpongeBob. You just don’t want them watching SpongeBob because he’s a gay icon now.

Jayce: No, they’re attention span is too short. They only like big bold shapes and slow learning.

David: that’s not true at all! They can watch SpongeBob.

Jayce: SpongeBob is for 8 year olds or older… baby is too young.

David: *goes into a long rant about old town road being about gay sex and how it’s so popular, but people don’t realize it’s about gay sex and letting their kids listen to it.*
Jayce: Yeah, maybe. I like that song. It’s a really good song.

David: your child is old enough for SpongeBob!

Jayce: bro you’re too toxic gay pride. Back off.
by Thehamsaeye June 08, 2023
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