pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her

Sharpton is a pretend bitch.

by QHarley March 7, 2016

Precycle

Reading someone else's magazine before the owner even knows it's arrived.

My neighbor's magazine came to my house by accident, but I'll precycle it before I bring it to his house.

by Karen Drummey March 29, 2016

Pretard

Borderline retard with A hint of idiot

Omg he's such a pretard

by the ulitimate insulter December 1, 2016

Preeyuh

My hipster Grandma

Why is Grandma Preeyuh at this party?
This is my Hip Grandma Preeyuh.

by It's Me Lynn February 6, 2017

prery dog

a miss spelling of prairie dog.

hey! did you see that prery dog? its pronounced prairie dog. shut the fu-

by IWILLFINDYOUANDIWILLKILLYOU June 1, 2017