party poser

Someone who hits the town every night not for their own enjoyment, but to impress the people who party.

Emily: Have you seen Lizzy? She goes out every night and then complains about being tired in class.

Katie: That's cuz she's a party poser, yo!

by EveryNightICannes March 20, 2011

T-Poser

A T-Poser is someone who does a T-Pose (the act of positioning your body into the shape of the letter "T" by standing straight up and extending your arms out from the sides of your body). This living meme refers to the reference pose used in 3D animation, but has evolved into asserting dominance on people, and even the creation of T-Pose cults in recent years.

The T-Posers are chanting "one of us" in a T-Pose circle as usual.

by The Grand T-Poser December 6, 2018

The Amy Posey

This is a crafty sexual act, usually involving several midgets, in which all members give the subject a golden shower. Shortly after the last midget has finished, they then allow an ogre to defecate on the subjects chest. The warmth of the feces helps warm the subject who is used to colder climates in the northern regions of Michigan.

Jenny was about to die from frost bite so the midgets of the village pulled The Amy Posey on her.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

skater girl poser

A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.

Hey Becky I like your board

Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!

Do an ollie

I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser

by Based_Kid13 June 23, 2014

poser

One who attempts to appear to others as something they are not, especially by their manner of dress; a charlatan.

also 'poseur'

Take off that gold chain Julio, you're such a fucking poser!

by Tracey December 28, 2003

poser anarchist

someone who doesnt know what anarchism is and always is saiyng that he/she is an anarchist.

veronica<<<<< she who claims that she is an anarchist.even tho she has no idea what it is.she just says she is one becuz of what other ppl say.

by anonymous July 20, 2004

poser punk

Hilary Duff acting/being punk

She thinks she so punk by wearing converse and black clothes and a studded belt.. Oh wow shes so punk..Not

by shut_up_x September 14, 2005