Pork Pie

A metaphor for the genitals of a female pensioner. Derived from the fact that in the case of both the pork pie and the pensioner's minge, one must wipe off the crust and lick out the jelly before one reaches the meat.

1. 'She looked young, but when we got down to business she surprised me with her Pork Pie'.

2. 'The crust on her Pork Pie was so thick that I needed sandpaper to wipe it off, and then there was enough jelly to fill three tins of dog food... then, to top it off, when we finally got down to it, she was so saggy that the effect was akin to throwing a sausage down a hallway'.

by ekul November 2, 2005

pork truncheon meat

the male genitalia sans the testicles; the penis.

Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.

by Patrick Baffersty December 23, 2007

pork flaps

vagina flaps... mmm

her pork flaps were wobbling around like a soggy taco

by johoe March 4, 2009

pork chop chop shop

An eating establishment known around the province of Ontario famous for originally selling just pork chops, of course, and scrumpets on select days. More recently, they have expanded their menu to include hummus and banana milkshakes and will soon offer various flavours of ice cream and even gellatos, as the owner loves ice cream and will eat it even in winter.

"Let's go to that new pork chop chop shop, Matty D's"

by britty britt britt January 9, 2010

Pork Knuckle

The overspill of an obese womans labyia and stomach fat, which obstructs vaginal intercourses.

Had to push back a hefty pork knuckle to plow that whales meat curtains.

by Mogn January 18, 2017

Pork cheese

1. Unsavory substance made from left-over roast pork.

2. Unsavory substance found under an unwashed prepuce.

1. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

2. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

by Dirty Animals January 7, 2009

pork chop piss flaps

pussy

Her pork chop piss flaps were still covered with broccoli. I'm a fucking pork chop piss flaps. I fucking love my pork chop piss flaps. I swear to Jehub that my pork chop piss flaps were on fire. I love my piss flaps.

by Jehub October 17, 2003