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crackle my popcorn 

An expression indicating that something has brought the speaker great pleasure...usually in a mind-blowing fashion.
Man, that just crackled my popcorn.
That song totally crackles my popcorn.
You crackle my popcorn.
crackle my popcorn by Alqualonde September 4, 2015

Pass the popcorn 

I want to see what's gonna happen next!
Wait what? She slept with WHO? Pass the popcorn!
Pass the popcorn by ^^!$#@ July 19, 2018

stop cumming in my popcorn 

When someone begs you to stop cumming in their popcorn
guy 1:hey dude stop cumming in my popcorn :<
guy 2:no :)

poop on popcorn 

When (typically after a heavy night of binge drinking) dumps a cannister full of holiday popcorn into the toilet and finds themselves tickled by the muse of pooping on popcorn. This may or may not be followed by taking a photograph of the poop on popcorn for posterity and to make your girlfriend/wife vomit on the spot.
Duncan was certainly drunk when he dumped a huge can of popcorn into the toilet and pooed on it. I always wondered what poop on popcorn would look like, and now I know.
poop on popcorn by notpip October 13, 2005

chicken popcorn 

When you suck your own penis like a chicken eating off the ground
As I leaned against the wall I slowly ,Gentally placed my erection against my lips,I knew I had mastered the Chicken Popcorn!

Pussy Popcorn 

Recipe:

Add one 1/2 cup of popcorn kernels into a pussy.
Add 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil into pussy.
Now fuck the pussy with great intensity until the friction is so fierce it causes the kernels to pop into delicious pussy flavored popcorn.
I'm hungry and horny. Im going to make some Pussy Popcorn!
Pussy Popcorn by FrogenYozurt July 13, 2022