POO POKER

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.
I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?
by kam75xx May 23, 2018
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Diddly Poo

Something the New Orleans Saints didn't do offensively.
"We didn't do diddly poo offensively."
- Jim Mora
by Nougatz October 09, 2008
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poo licker

One who is an annoying, spineless, shit talker that cant or wont back up the shit spilling from their cock holster
Dale talks so much shit, I tried to beat his ass but the poo licker took off running
by Drbigbuds June 15, 2007
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Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.
Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes
by madhatchetman September 03, 2010
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mexican poo poo man

A steve who primarily eats tuna but occasionally gets treated to his favorite, Mexican food. It has been argued that he is also the inventor of the Mexican poop lasagna.
Mexican poo poo man already had his pills. Now it's time for bed.
by Turdhudini January 05, 2018
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Period Poo

When your bestie agrees with you.
by StrawberryGlow February 10, 2022
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poo ruse

Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
by pooter diddler October 09, 2013
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