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Drunk Planting

when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.
by Sydalee July 11, 2007
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face-plant

When you have gotten so messed up you just tip over and go face first into the ground without warning.
Noise was telling a great joke then the booze hit him and he did a total face-plant in the middle of the party like Peter from Family Guy!
by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise August 23, 2011
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TickleMe Plant

The famous houseplant that moves and closes its leaves when you Tickle It! It can easy be grown from seeds indoors year round. The TickleMe Plant is a very sensitive tropical plant.
It can also produce sparkling pink flowers.
I love how the leaves of the TickleMe Plant fold and the branches droop when Tickled.
by Jan Carres December 10, 2012
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Olivia Evi Plant

i love olivia evi plant sm”
by mileven09 October 22, 2019
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phont

A visual text style used in instant messaging, message boards, etc. Except it looks a whole lot better than everyone else's.
OMG MY PHONT IS SO |337!!!
by Wes the pirate September 9, 2005
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plantacate

to attempt to repair relationship damage and calm an angry girlfriend or spouse with flowers. Idiotic and cliche yet mysteriously effective.
After Trissa found another pair of panties under Mike's bed, he sent her a dozen roses to plantacate her.
by the moody booze August 4, 2008
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tree planters

"teenagers with perfect skin and no apparent sense of gratitude for what society has given them" (Coupland)
Tree planters are always the bitchiest girls in school.
by DKB May 9, 2006
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