putting a positive spit on it

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.

Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."

by Heartemis June 29, 2011

Putting it in the oven

Any act that precedes winning. Applies to all situations in life, such as work, test-taking, or sexual intercourse.

Evan describes the act of placing his penis in his girlfriend's vagina as "putting it in the oven."

by A guy on a hill July 31, 2011

Putting on pounds

Working out, lifting weights

Putting on pounds- Working out or lifting weights
" Hey Brody, want to hit the gym later?"
"Of course, I need to put on pounds!"

by El_Rhoadesterino June 2, 2015

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Putting

The act of putting one's testicles in another's anus, much like a golfer putting a ball in the hole.

Guy 1: Her ass was so loose I started putting into it!

by KnightKnight April 20, 2015

Montreal Petting Zoo

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...

Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"

by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014

pisting

The art of concurrently pissing while receiving a fist into the vagina or anus.

my mum always used to saw "its not pisting if you dont get your elbow wet".

by Randy Pest September 17, 2013