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Dog Pimp

Any "homeless" person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. Forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.
I felt sorry for that Dog Pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. He seems to go through one a day....
by longrider700 January 12, 2015
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Kitchen Pimp

A person who has viewed every episode of "cooking with Coolio" and is now therefore an expert at ghetto gourmet, pasta like a Rasta, and chillin and grillin'. Kitchen pimps are experts at taking cheap, nasty ingredients that no one wants an making them look appetizing, similar to how a normal pimp uses nasty whores and still makes money. Every true kitchen pimp has a kitchen pimp jacket, look up cookin' with coolio for examples.
guy 1: Yo that guy has mad cookin skills.

guy 2: Ya he's a kitchen pimp now bruh.
by I AM RETEP. August 7, 2017
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papa pimp

Papa Pimp aka Papa Gimp 2. / (papa ɡɪmp) / noun. US and Canadian offensive, slang a physically disabled person, esp one who is lame. slang a sexual fetishist who likes to be dominated and who dresses in a leather or rubber body suit with mask, zips, and chains. One who wears glasses with hidden cameras and stalks college campuses 20 years after their eligibility status has expired. A long faced fool who looks like a stunt double for the Easter Islands statues and wears church socks pulled to his knees with a matching Wal-Mart Burberry shorts set. Favorite beverage is Mike's Hard Lemonade.
This dude walks around with hidden cameras thinking hes a pimp but hes 49 years old searching for women at walmart to post on Boxden calling himself papa pimp
by Visionvixen.com April 19, 2022
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Pimp Master General

Term used by Scumbag Corps as a nickname of a individual named Yoh. He can convince any girl to do anything from him anytime anywhere.
Did Pimp Master General steal my girl by just saying "Uh yeah I eat atleast 2 Big Macs a day".
by Pride Valentine September 6, 2014
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Dr. PIMP

1. The drink you get from mixing Dr. Pepper and whiskey especially Jack Daniels.
2. Anything as awsome as the drink deskribed above.
1. I had some Dr. PIMP it was Dr. Pimp.
by DRPIMP April 6, 2010
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PIMP STATUS

When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)

Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"

Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.

By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
by KING PIMP'N MR. MOORE April 13, 2010
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mexican pimp

1. A Pimp who has to babysit his hoe and or his/her kids in order for her to function and be productive. 2. A chilli bowl pimp with 1 bitch he won't let out his sight for the fear of loosing her... usually wears a sombrero
Manual sat at the bust stop and Mexican pimped while Lisa worked the corner next to him. Sometimes he hid in the bushes but his sombrero would stick out
by Socology August 4, 2017
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