American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.

Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.

by jfalexander July 7, 2010

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val

have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!

by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021

Goal

Unachievable

A goal is fuking unachievable. Dont waste ur time. Utilise it to masturbate

by Mongoosus69 November 11, 2022

vapor goal

A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.

A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!

by WannabeNeologist February 19, 2023

tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Couple Goals

Jupi and Claire

Jupi and Claire are couple goals, what I wouldn't give for a relationship like theirs.

by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021