when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.
#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!
#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.
#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.
#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.
#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.
by ZipItGood March 16, 2011
A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."
by Carnage1106 June 25, 2011
Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.
by dkin December 15, 2015
by Kay99 March 18, 2011
by AcesHai January 02, 2018
A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
by JK Knowling March 13, 2022
A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.
"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"
"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"
"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"
by Oh nooes May 03, 2019