numbie

when you put cocaine in your mouth and it gets numb. usually after iicking a card or razor that was used to chalk up the lines.

hey, let me get a numbie off that cd case we used to bust

by alf December 20, 2003

Wearing the number 2 headband

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day

dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband

by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011

Graham's Number

1. The largest useful number in real mathematics.

2. upper-bound solution to Ramsey theory.

3. Makes googolplex look like a pussy.

...9404248265018193851562535

7963996189939679054966380

0322234872396701848518643

9059104575627262464195387

...yeah that's the first 100 digits.

Graham's Number is enough to make Chuck Norris blink.

by plasmaXwisp August 26, 2009

Law of Large Numbers

The rule that confirms that as the number of trials increases, the actual probability approaches the expected probability. If you flip a coin 1000 times, you might get 470 heads. Or 550 -- expected probabilities of .47 and .55, respectively. But, damn it, the limiting value of that probability as the number of flips increases without bound is going to be .5.

Brother, if you continue playing that slot machine, the law of large numbers is going to get your ass.

by Zac October 6, 2003

Numb nutts

Some one who is stupidly thick, so thick they wouldn't feel anyone kicking them in the nutts.

That was well stupid, what a Numb nutts.

by Rockingjonathan1979 March 30, 2010

Numanoid

The ever faithful fans and followers of music legend Gary Numan. They stick with him through all the ups and downs, never faltering in their devotion. They are also a higher and more evolved species of beings than the average human. They can often be found queing up together at concert venues hours before his concerts. You can spot them by looking for the black eyeliner.

I am a Numanoid and proud of it!

by The Sparkle April 11, 2010

doin numbers

Making money, doing profits

invest in our stock and now we doin numbers

by Amsmams August 21, 2007