The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011
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ten toes never fold

It originally came xxxtentacion and what it means is u basically stand on all ten toes so ur a man and they never fold cause only bitches fold
friend:I heard Soulja Boy got a hundred and fifty shooters in Atlanta u still gonna pull up?. You: ten toes never fold I ain't no bitch on my moma
by Megaturkyman April 22, 2019
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If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet
Must never put a sock in a toaster.
by TheOnlyBrofessor January 24, 2016
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War. War never changes.

War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
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Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.
Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.
by Speeps September 26, 2010
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ur fave could never

Referring to someone who couldn't do as well as someone else. In example, used to say singer 2 couldn't do something singer 1 could. In normal terms, if someone says they look good, and say 'ur fave could never', they are basically just saying that they look really good.
Girl 1: Wow singer 1 is so amazing!!
Girl 2: I prefer singer 2
Girl 1: But singer 1 can hit that whistle tone! Ur fave could never.
by BabyBunnyBoy October 14, 2017
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you will never be a woman

A phrase used by incels on 4chan to belittle trans people (specifically m>f)
Trans person: Hey guys! I just did my hair, what do you think?
4channer: You will never be a woman. Go kill yourself
by whatthefuckisapsudonym December 07, 2020
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