north kingstown

semi-large, richie rich town in southern coastal RI. NK'ers are generally white and rich, although most of them like to pretend they have much less money than they really do.THey frown on less-nice parts of town such as Yorktown and other parts of Davisville b/c they lower their economic ranking. NK'ers attend NK high school, known throughout the state as "NK University" b/c of it's ridiculously nice bulding and facilities. Kids at NKHS range from white kids who like to think they're black, rich kids who like to think theyre hippies, preps, kids who like to think they're punk and emo, etc. typical school uniform includes jeans, flip flops, and blood-shot eyes b/c the only thing to do in this town is get high and these kids r pros at this.

any other RI high school student: Oh, you go to NK? (rolls eyes)
NKHS student: Yeah, but you don't understand me, and we kicked ur ass at lacrosse.

by youda March 6, 2005

University of North Texas

A large (~35,000 students) public university in Denton, Texas. Known for its art, music, philosophy, education and psychology programs. Home to the 4 time grammy nominated One'O Clock Lab Band, the school's jazz program has been ranked #1 in the nation every year since 1994, when News and World Report started ranking jazz programs.

Science and engineering at the school has traditionally taken a back seat to the arts and soft sciences, however recently the school has created a large research compound north of campus and greatly expanded its scientific research budget.

It also has a notoriously bad football team, a vibrant local music scene and an overpopulation of hippies/hipsters.

Yea dude, this weekend i hung with my bro up at University of North Texas and after we went to the arts and jazz festival we smoked some shrooms and rolled around on the courthouse lawn.

by darkwhiteguy August 20, 2009

North Carolina

the best damn state in the nation! from the OBX to the great Blue Ridge it's all around sweet...for those of you who think that we're nothing but backwoods rednecks, you've got another thing comin' and had your head out your a$$ soon b/c you can come on down and we'll show you how it's done!
home to the best basketball teams in the country (UNC baby!) and home to the best barbeque anywhere...eastern nc style...
the women are sexy, the tobacco is plentiful, the countryside is beautiful, the beach is sick, the cities are sweet, and the colleges are even sweeter...

North Carolina is all about those UNC Tar Heels!!!!!!!!!
OBX!!!!!!!!!!!
Raleigh and Charlotte!!!!!!!

by tar heel for life October 16, 2005

North Attleboro

Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.

Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?

Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)

Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!

Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug

by Life Coach 02703 August 16, 2008

North Attleboro Middle School

A middle shool in North Attleboro that all kids care about is being attractive and making out on the weekends. Filled with douchebag kids who think there the shit because they play in their town football league. Just like any other average shitty middle school

A typical conversation at North Attleboro Middle School...

-Hey Justin, hows your relationship with Sarah going?
-Good we've been going out for 3 days now and we've already practically had sex, I think I'm gunna dump her tommorow though
-Oh, good thing your on the football team, you'll have another girlfriend by next week.

by suckmyballs123 December 7, 2010

North Hill Doucher

Anyone who truly sucks and tries to make everyone elses life suck just as much as theirs does, or worse. Usually works in a Highbay as a 2W2X1 @ Minot AFB ND. Named after a hill that's on the north end of Minot ND on 83.

Lueck, Whitman, Brack, Frost, Delgado, Anderson, Glicrease (Dickcheese), Bartchi, Little, or anyone else who is in fact a North Hill Doucher.

by DELGADORASARAUS April 27, 2009

North Shore Fun Boy

A male from Sydney's North Shore (Northern Beaches) between the ages of around 16-22 who
A. Wears the trendiest clothes out
B. Has too much money and not enough to do with it
C. Lives in a mansion over looking the beach with parents who pay for everything
D. Hasn't experienced what the real world is all about
E. Hangs around clubs like the Greenwood in North Sydney
F. Constantly looks like they are posing for something
G. Have basic understanding of how society operates due to the ignorance of their sheltered north shore upbringing
H. Don't have much in the way of intelligence
I. Don't have much in the way of chest hair

A typical North Shore Fun Boy "hey dude, me corey and shay are goin' down to the beach for a surf, we'll pick up some extra drys, coronas, vodka cruisers or pure blondes on the way home then we'll hit up the greenwood man, pick up some chicks man. Just wait up i forgot my fluro shirt and sunglasses."

by storkman January 17, 2008