Dog-Nonce

UK slang - particularly used around Lincolnshire - to describe one who is overly passionate about both their own and others dogs.

"That Matt is a right dog-nonce"

by Poiuut March 6, 2020

Ginger Nonce

The biggest ginger nonce is also known as Cammy T

Jesus look at that Ginger Nonce wearing OffWhite and a Dog tag

by 69withChelsea January 15, 2021

Clapped nonce

Fucking ugly ass pedophile

hey Josh do you think Tommy is a clapped nonce?

by Quagomolebork June 3, 2022

kayla the nonce

kayla is an amazing person who helps everyone

Paige:KAYLA YOU NONCE

Kayla:YEAH

Dionne:we stan kayla the nonce

by Paige,Dionne and Kayla December 20, 2020

Sir Noncealot

An elision of 'nonce' and Sir Lancelot, a Sir Noncealot is a prize pillock or douchebag.

So you're taking advice from Sir Noncealot now are you or did you think nicking that motor was a good idea?

by Shuaman June 1, 2020

Noncebait

Sexually attractive teenager

"Check out the booty on that girl"
"Christ Jim, she's like 14. Total noncebait"

by Misteroz June 20, 2007

Zombie Nonce Fc

Zombie Nonce Fc Refers to the Scottish football club Rangers Fc which was established in 2012

Did you hear about how Zombie Nonce Fc Let their club die BRAINZZZZZZ

by William Hubbard May 15, 2021