paisley, florida

Where the drugs are slightly cheaper than the girls, and the Dollar General is the local wally-world.

You're from Paisley, Florida ?No wonder you dress like that.

by YnotCare September 01, 2017

Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system

my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.

by blue waffle house September 01, 2023

Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.

Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?

by MexicanJ0ker April 28, 2020

florida meatball

Sucking on a sweaty scrotum.

I love Florida meatballs.

by SirAnarchy March 28, 2017

Inwards Florida

That tingly feeling you get when you are deeply stressed, angry, or doing literally nothing at all.

I felt an Inwards Florida after getting harassed by my boss.

by Mr. TherapeutacalDharMann December 20, 2021

clermont florida

a hilly village of the damned

where's clermont florida?

by kissmewinchester June 23, 2017

Florida whiplash

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator

"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."

by Wolfofthefallen February 15, 2020