Pot noodle and a wank

Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.

I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.

by AluXeZ January 10, 2010

Noor

A really funny person , she doesn't give a fuck about what you have to say about her. She's super nice and she likes attention. She's sometimes of a hoe but that's aight cause she is deadass gorgeous

Noor is amazing

by nibba dawg April 23, 2018

MP40 Noob

A unskilled gamer who uses the MP40 in Call of Duty: WaW to get easy kills in multiplayer.

1. "Omfg sad MP40 noob"

2. "Wow dude you call yourself beats for using an MP40?"

by PTRS Noob October 16, 2009

noorxdevil

A CUTE DISCORD SHIP THAT SHOULD TOTALLY FUCKING HAPPEN 👀

Wow toad noorxdevil should totally happen

by Lord Pimpus Christ May 6, 2020

tall noodle

Something that is smol but less innocent

She is a tall noodle

by TheSmolBean April 2, 2016

nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Noongah tax

An alternative word for stealing

I just Noongah taxed that white kids bike

by enslave all jews May 30, 2010