Musketeer Rat

Commonly Used to describe one's genital.

John: My Musketeer Rat is itchy, can you help me out please?
Mary: Sure!

by slaffytaffers October 19, 2009

musetti

To have a small penis, and flash it about infront of members of the opposite sex

I Hope i dont get to drunk and pull Musetti to those french girls

by Unkown Source March 10, 2003

dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

musketards

a group of three retards who usually wear the same clothes or garments. Musketards dont usually converse with other people and are very unsocialable.

guy 1: who are those three retards??
guy 2: uh those are just some musketards

by evona145 February 3, 2010

musketards

a group of 3 unsociable friends. these musketards are usually referred to as reatrds in the workplace or school. musketards never interact with anyone not included in the musketard grouping.

chris: who are those 3 retards that never talk to anyone?

sarah: oh they are just the new musketards..

by fineva February 3, 2010

musketeering

When three men get naked and swordfight with their genitalia.

At camp, my best friends Scott and Dave and I engaged in a bit of musketeering.

by Isi Sirius December 15, 2012

three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018