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mushroom 

A yummy fungus that grows in the dark and feeds on manure
I must be a mushroom, people keep me in the dark, and feed me bullshit
mushroom by EZ 2 September 25, 2008

mushroom tattoo 

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...
mushroom tattoo by seamus October 9, 2003

purple mushroom stamp

NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.
i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar

mushroom farm.

A farm of psychidelic mushrooms on Lime Kiln Middle school grounds run by platypuses.
'I have a proposition to make. I am going to start a mushroom farm. Run by platypuses.'

'Ahah! It's recess! Time to go to the mushroom farm!'
mushroom farm. by Nicoleeeeeee. April 10, 2005

mushroom tap 

the act of tapping the head of your penis on a girls head during oral sex.
Lat night, when I was getting head, I mushroom tapped that chick.
mushroom tap by dom s December 24, 2007

Mushroom tits 

When a womans boobs hang over her bra
dude that fat chick has mad ugly mushroom tits
Mushroom tits by DVK November 26, 2005