crunch munch

When you eat someone’s pubic hairs like they are crunch munch popcorn.

“Dude, last night I ate so much crunch munch that I started to feel sick.”

by YummyGummies October 13, 2017

Fart Muncher

The name you call someone when They open their mouth after you say that you farted.

That man is a real Fart Muncher!

by Coolest dude June 5, 2018

dick muncher

A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.

John, don't be such a dick muncher.

by Eko-v-3.0 January 9, 2020

grudge munch

When you angrily eat pussy

"After a stressful week at work I went home and grudge munched my girlfriend"

by hydro889 September 15, 2020

Pipe Muncher

A pipe muncher is a human/rodent. They do not wear clothes and are very wrinkly. Pipe munchers d'well in the walls of peoples home and munch on pipes as well as scratch oh the walls. They tend to sound like animals such as cats and or dogs scratching somewhere in your house. Pipe munchers come out predominantly at night to munch on pipes.

The Pipe muncher is munching on the pipes again.
Do you hear scratching, it must be the pipe muncher.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

pipe muncher

A pipe muncher is a human/rodent that lives in everyones walls. They come out at night and munch on pipes and scratch at walls. They steal pets and raise them as new pipe munchers. You will occasionally see them peeping through vents at night.

Wow look at that huge pipe muncher. its so munchy.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Coke muncher

A human who has an addiction to Coke (; Side effects may include, retardism, shortness and even lickarse syndrome. There are many alternative phrases, some being: 'google translate', 'wallhopper', 'taco merchant'. Is known for their incredible thievery skills especially when it comes to food and backpacks

-Pronunciation:
-Daviiiiiiiid-wanna-be

Fail-E: "Where is my bag?"
Coke Muncher: "jajaja bitch"

by Fail. E December 3, 2021