cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess

We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

get muffed up

To get fucked up.

We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!

by Themuffreport February 10, 2019

Tough muffler

When a girl goes down on a guy in the rain while he fingers her

I just got a tough muffler in the park

by Binary01 July 23, 2019

Hustle Muffet

A person that does the thing they were going to do while leading you to believe they weren't going to.

Becky is such a {Hustle Muffet} she just makes me so confused.

by Imadeyoureadmydefinitionha August 3, 2019

Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.

I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.

by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020