Shéa Muckian 

A lad with an insanely huge cock

Oh look there is shéa muckian, I heard his cock is huge

Shéa Muckian by Ur_ma_69420 May 26, 2020

mucke 

the gunk that builds up in a female's vagina if she hasn't cleaned herself in a while. Very common if she's spent several days out in the field during Military training.

Guy1: Dude, that blonde chick just winked at me!

Guy2: Well, we have a couple hours off...and there are some private bushes over there...you gonna go for it?

Guy1: Nah, we've been in the field for two days. That's a lotta mucke in there.

Guy2: I just threw up in my mouth a little.

mucke by cuppers April 24, 2010

mucker 

a term used by the irish for friend

alright mucker?

mucker by mck April 23, 2003

Muckspammer 

Noun - A person of any sexual orientation who constantly demands that people acknowledge and accept homosexual sex as normal and equal in all respects to straight sex, irrespective of another person's religious views or whether the issue is appropriate to the circumstances.

(1) Jennifer's baptismal ceremony was spoiled by her muckspammer Uncle Ted, who yelled at the Catholic priest and called him a homophobe because he talked about the union of Jennifer's parents during his homily without mentioning same-sex unions.
(2) Dude, we're eating; stop being a muckspammer. I don't want to hear about your latest gay sex conquest. You're my friend, but when you talk about your sex life, I want to throw up.

Muckspammer by PaulNYC January 7, 2011

muckgirl 

A muckgirl is a female from the southern end of Lake Okeechobee (Pahokee, Belle Glade, etc.) Muckgirls are known to be hell on wheels. Plenty of attitude and the ass to back it up. Are also very wild in bed. These girls do not play, they are the real deal, so if you get one, hold on tight, it is going to be the ride of your life!

Man I gotta get me a muckgirl, I am tired of fake ass hoes.

muckgirl by muckgirl73 January 21, 2009

mucked up

A combination of fucked up and messed up

Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Oh my god, I mucked up

mucked up by PB_nJ January 2, 2021

Barn Mucker 

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.

You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!

Barn Mucker by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019