Motivation

what you obviously do not have because you are here, procrastinating. good job

you do not have motivation

by doritofritocheeto May 29, 2016

motinize

1)doing something lame that nobody likes
2)being a dick or doing something dumb

Dont motinize you bitch, pack a bowl!

by silky black February 12, 2005

mothfukle

Substitute internet word...used to fool filters. Also, used by deranged juggalo's.

You fawkin mothfukle.......I keel you.

by albermarle February 19, 2009

Motel Hot

A girl who would only be considered attractive when compared to the women and/or prostitutes hanging around sleazy motels. Implies the girl is sexually promiscious; however any male would have to be desperate or drunk before approaching the girl.

There was no talent at the club tonight, the hotest girls were only motel hot.

by ZJweb May 9, 2009

motofucked

When you pull into a parking lot and see an open spot in the very front row. You rush to claim the spot but as you arrive, to your horror, there is actually a motorcycle or queer scooter already parked there. Being moto-fucked usually results in swift loss of any feelings of euphoria, ovary rage, and the death of Chris Benoit’s wife.

I was so excited when I saw that open spot right by the entrance. Turned out, I got motofucked. Now I'm on the rag.

by JP2006 December 23, 2009

Mother-in-the-garden

When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.

"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"

"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."

by Sexy Students Association December 2, 2011

moto girl

A total bad ass girl that races motocross. They know what they're talking about and can really throw a bike around. Total keepers, take them riding, support each other at races. There is no girl like a moto girl

Damn did you see that moto girl?
Where?
*girl walks over*
Braaap braap moto girl
Braaap

by Mx851 October 8, 2013