Monthly Miracle

A woman's period.

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....

by skittle$ March 11, 2009

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product

I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!

by xroger6769 August 16, 2012

Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.

Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.

by creativecaravan May 15, 2014

Hysterical-miracle

A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh

He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.

by Freelancers May 1, 2018

Robert Morales

He is very thoughtful and amazing. He cares so much about your safety and loves you when you don’t even know. You may feel as if your relationship might be going to shit but hold on bc once he is gone he won’t come back even if he says he is. He will be depressed every time he see you and he will imagine the good times you had together be nothing.

I broke up with Robert Morales I never will have him back.

Please come back Robert Morales

by RelationshipStalker October 21, 2018

John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018