monster tard

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.

That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.

by Lauren R April 21, 2008

Pocket Monsters

Created by Satoshi Tajiri in February 1995, this Japanese phenomenon is globally popular. Also known outside Asia as Pokémon. There are 388 species currently known as of 2005. And there are currently 8 movies, 22 Hosou specials and over 400 episodes of the Pokémon anime aired.

The Pocket Monsters Anime is widely known for its general audience in Asia. Outside of Asia it is known as a 'Cartoon' series that targets the younger viewers because 4Kids Entertainment constantly eliminates the language in the script, mainly resulting in inconclusive and lightly emotional stories.

The Pocket Monsters GameBoy Series are based on Satoshi's adventures and are mainly plans to lay out for the next season in the Anime series. The games are very complex in nature and attract many people.

Pocket Monsters, in general, has been deemed childish in many countries especially America. Due to 4Kids Entertainment's editing, Pocket Monsters is a dying fad.

Pocket Monsters is more widely known as Pokémon.

by Kitoshi April 18, 2006

Tittie Monster

A person truly obsessed with large and well shapen female breasts. Someone who believes all women should have big jugs.

Bob was a tittie monster, all he looks at and talks about are huge female titties. Can you blame him?

by Ryan March 31, 2005

tiddy monster

A tiddy monster is a female with particularly large breasts.

Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates is a tiddy monster.

by ohnozura April 8, 2017

Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

Fun Monster

A fun monster is a mythological creature that comes out 4 months a year in Belmar. This monster has uncontrollable power to make people frolic and pump their fists. Studies are taking place to make the monster have fun in places other than belmar.

Mike: "We had such a good time at D'jais last night with you"
Suzanne: "That's because i'm the fun monster"

by Pengussy November 2, 2010

moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.

Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!

by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014