Morning Chief Session

When people collaborate in the morning and vape.

As billy hit his vape he knew he had a fine morning chief session.

by cg lip packer 69 January 4, 2017

mondingo

A mondingo is a very large, often erect, hairy penis, that is dirty.

Wow Chad, I can't even lie I love your mondingo on my forehead

by Prestigous July 25, 2017

Morning Crumpet

An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.

I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.

I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Early Morning-ing

the continuation of "late-nighting;" the act of waking up hungover among a large group of friends, usually co-ed, in various beds and couches... then the group proceeds to go eat an unhealthy, delicious breakfast, watch hilariously terrible movies on demand, and review digital cameras for evidence and stories from the night before

(may include morning discoveries of half-consumed food, half-smoked bowls, and half-hearted hook ups - depending on the night)

Friend: "Hey, why weren't you in class this morning?"

Girl: "Oh, I woke up at the Green House, so we all just laid around early morning-ing...watching "John Tucker Must Die" and eating egg McMuffins... the usual."

Friend: "Man, I'm jealous! I made it home last night.. bummer."

by Mellen. April 15, 2010

snowy morning blues

When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.

Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?

Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.

Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.

by Bob Jenkins & Bosco October 6, 2010

Wednesday Morning Breakfast

A 'WMB' is where you take a hit of weed, snort a line of coke (or whatever you want) then take a shot of liquor before exhaling the hit.

Dude, let's do a few Wednesday Morning Breakfasts and get really fucked up

by makingitglow July 23, 2011

Tokyo Good Morning

When you say hi to a hot girl via speakerphone while simultaneously parting your buttcheeks and farting.

I called Nicole this morning to see how she was doing and I started off the call with a Tokyo Good Morning.

by Sanchez905 February 3, 2019