Mong

a retard also known as ruby lister

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!

by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020

Monged

When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative

"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"

by ABS_tract69 September 15, 2023

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Chua Mong Qi

Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.

Stop asking for blessings, Chua Mong Qi can't be everywhere at once

by Kermittheforfuneteller November 22, 2021

Mong

Blane McGarry

Fuck sake blane you cunt, you’re such a mong

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019

Mong

A person of incredible stupidity or someone you strongly dislike

"That guys a mong" or if somebody messes up you might say "Your a mong"

by Matty420 September 7, 2016

Mong

Generally a person who has a learning difficulty or struggles to use their brain for good use. Retarded, munted or spastic

Niazi and Mull are fucking dumb cunts. They can’t even create a single chance, the absolute mongs

by Shuano May 17, 2020