gooch monger

A guy who likes his gooch being felt and/or licked by other men.

"Nathan's a faggit" said Brock. "Yeah, he's a fuckin' gooch monger" replied Josh.

by JuManGiman September 13, 2006

monger

One who distributes things, people etc

shit monger
whore monger

by tw1st3d May 19, 2003

monger

another word for defining a retard/window licker.

your monger timmy! stop licking that window!

by Hightvoltage Alan July 7, 2006

hat-mongering

1. A typo for hate-mongering. see cosplay

2. The act of peddling hats.

The others are hat-mongering fools doomed to spend their lifes in a single minded quest to destroy the differences in man's psyche.

by www.severedband.com August 9, 2003

Doodle monger

A person who breeds or specialises in the selling and/or supply of excessive cock in a certain area. Could be compared to a fish monger.

"Hey baby...so, how about you and me?"
"You, dear sir, are a doodle monger"

by decoy roadie November 3, 2003

Cock Monger

Some one who is obsessed with mens cocks mostly used to describe gay ass men.

Jack: whats up fag
Gerard: Shut up cock monger!

by ICP- boogie woogie wu December 15, 2006

Bugger monger

A guy who is stright but ass rapes another guy just to be mean.

That John is a bugger monger.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009