monkey tree 

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

monkey tree by Samuek August 18, 2008

Monkey Jam 

Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.

Man, you just see that monkey jam on that white boy.

Monkey Jam by actiondon April 18, 2009

Daddy Monkey 

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.

You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.

Daddy Monkey by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

slap your monkey 

The act of beating your meat, wacking the sausage, ect.

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey

slap your monkey by meat_beater February 27, 2015

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Monkey Sandbagger 

An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.

Anand, you're a monkey sandbagger.

Monkey Sandbagger by highfiveBK January 29, 2009

Monkey Revolution 

When Monkeys eventually become as smart as/smarter than humans through evolution or gene altering drugs and attempt to take over the world.

Bill: The Monkey Revolution is happening right now.
Jack: Crap.

Monkey Revolution by D.H.M. July 12, 2011