McDonalds fan club

1) A fan club for fat people who go to mcdonalds, have large saggy male breast, are greasy, are unfitt, cant climb more than one flight of stairs and overall are fat greasy people.

2) a joke invented by a high school student

3) a fan club for anyone who makes vommiting sound when working out on The Biggest Loser USA

1) obeseguy: "McDonalds fan club, hot damn sign me up".

2) kid1: hey this is gonna sound weird but just hear me out, ok?

kid2: ok, fire away

kid1: well imagine this mcdonalds commercial where a fat guy walks into mcdonalds and barges to the front of the que and shouts "GIVE ME A CHEESE BURGER", and then eats the acne ridden teenager working the cashregister.

kid2:.....you know, you should be on tv.

by The hidden N August 24, 2010

McDonalds

The only restaurant available in hell.

I decided to eat my own crap over the food at hell's McDonalds, since that's what they give you anyway.

by BananaMilkshake January 21, 2009

McDonalds

Masturbation (usually male)

Hey, what took you so long?
I stopped for some McDonalds

by jmtas May 19, 2006

McDonalds meat prosesing

When you are tiping cows then smoke a coco puff. then the cow says that you are gay. then it attacks you. So you piss on it the light it on fire and run it over with a semitruck that has chain saws attached to the front.

McDonalds meat prosesing Sucks.

by Dain666699999000true March 10, 2009

mcdonalds coffee

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.

Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.

by DJ-taza October 19, 2008

McDonalds Surprise

You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth

"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."

by LDF June 11, 2005

mcdonalds

A food corporation that many Europeans blame all of America for and regard as "American food" ...even though most people in the US don't eat there as it's junk food/disgusting.

The cheapest food that the poor can eat other than canned pet food.

The first place burned and looted during anti-American demonstrations

Where fat people come from

Why are all those French people eating at the Paris McDonalds if they hate it so much?

by gingernyc September 12, 2007