Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
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Mitch

It is the B word but more appropriate, you can say it around the house if u wish and no one can be mad.
Talha:Yo abdul!
Abdul: Shut the muck up Mitch
by Wilson Luver June 27, 2020
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Mitch Maddie

Not only handsome, but extremely successful, as well.
Wow, that guy is a real Mitch Maddie.
by Your pretty cool coworker December 31, 2019
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Mitch

A guy with cute floofy hair and the nicest eyes with the best music taste ever
Damn what a mitch!!!
by Sadcarrot101 November 24, 2021
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Mitch

A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.
"No, don't trust him, he's a Mitch!"
by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024
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Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same
by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021
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mitch kann

Shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school bitch
Mitch Kann is a shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school poof who sucked cock for rock
by Booby jimmy booby in ya mum September 19, 2019
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