Minions

Little yellow shits who are the perfect example of what a person would act like if they snorted a truckload of cocaine.

Guy1: (Licks classmate next to him)
Guy2: HOLY SHIT DUDE!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THE FUCKING MINIONS (!SLAP!)

by READIT!!! March 9, 2018

Minion

a small yellow guy from Despicable Me that works for Gru and wears overalls

"Damn son, the Minion in this scene of Despicable Me 2 is sexy as fuck!!!"

by purpleminionssmd September 11, 2020

Minion

Those yellow things used in Facebook memes

Oh look at this minion meme I found

by BlankMinion February 11, 2022

Filet Minion

When you give a fat girl a Beefalo steak and then she will do anything you ask.

"I didn't think she would do that on our first date, but after I took her to dinner, she was my complete filet minion."

by Ken Kaufman January 12, 2005

Milton Glax

Miltom glax aka milton girls lacrosse is the hottest thing in Georgia. It’s a team of fake blondes who are all either all Americans or committed to a D1 college by their junior year. They’ve been the best team in Georgia since the beginning of time and trust me they know it . They’ve won 13 states championships and always get the most expensive rings. They all drives jeeps, convertibles or bmws. Their team is basically a cult and will destroy any way who gets in their path. They keep it classy on the field and have fun on the weekends.

Milton Glax just won another state championship

by Chickenfriesanduglyguyss December 10, 2019

Minion

A person who will do anything you'd like
(i,e. Make your bed, prepare food, read for you,)

Human: "Minion, make me a sandwich"
Minion: "Ok"

by ChrisMarleau January 17, 2006

Minions

A really amazingly skilled paintball team from Vancouver, B.C.

The Minions totally schooled the Russian Legions!!

by Polina Z. January 7, 2009