mindfuck

(n.) A mind-blowing, confusing situation; a perplexity, a paradox, or an enigma.

Ted: "It took me three years to talk about that."
Al: "Well, Ted, Vietnam was an absolute mindfuck."

Senior Detective: "This just doesn't make any sense? Who murders a goose?"
Junior Detective: "Yeah, this case is an absolute mindfuck."

"If you are enrolling your children at Weisenborn Middle, prepare them for an absolute mindfuck."

by Brother Benson April 21, 2010

minecraft

A code word for the illegal but hopefully soon to be decriminalized drug marijuana. Minecraft which is a video game, relates to weed in a earthy way.

"DUDE! After school wanna go play some minecraft?!"

by Acerocks76 December 24, 2013

Make her mine.

To want to have sex or sexual interactions with someone. Usually a girl.

That girl is so hot. I'm gonna make her mine.

by Nichi August 26, 2007

mine countenance whereupon

A more proper way of saying "my face when"
Often seen used on ponychan.net

1: Imagine me eating pie
2: (Posts reaction picture) mine countenance whereupon seeing you eat pie.

by gaga374 August 23, 2011

Your mine

Means that the guy wants you and your either his gf or he wants u to be but its unofficial

By the way your mine

by sydcsjfeo March 5, 2021

show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Blows mine

Black slang for your day was just ruined. Can also be used as a joke for someone that usually says stupid but funny.

A: ...and he then he caused all this shit up.
B: He really blows mine.

A: I heard Ms. C gave you detention.
B: I know, she just blew mine.

A: Yo this homework is blowing mine.

A: -some joke-
B: LMAO
C: -to person B- LOL yoo this bitch is blowing mine!

by kiwishiiiit February 22, 2010