florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.

Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.

by nignagriffic January 7, 2020

Milkshake is nice

Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.

Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Happy soul equals happy life

Share a shake with your wife

True beauty in the cream

But it can’t compete with you Jolene

by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019

english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.

Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!

by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015

Cement Milkshake

(The act of using) An acidic milkshake, often having cement mixed in, be it by customer or seller, by domestic terrorist groups against political opponents violently.

Oh man, I'd love to cement milkshake Ted Cruz!

by xXx_42069_xXx July 2, 2019

milkshake duck

milkshake duck is someone can be any one who instantly becomes famous but then when people find out they are bad or done something bad they become unpopular that is called milkshake duck

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by ajksdah January 15, 2018

Placenta Milkshake

A perfectly blended fetus of an unborn child deliciously poured into a cup mixed with milk and topped with a serving of fresh wipped cream. (also served with a cherry on top)

Tom downed his Wifes' Placenta Milkshake without any hesitation, he even licked the cup clean.

by lawler00 April 9, 2010

Cement milkshake

A euphemism for a vegan milkshake invented by police in Portland, Oregon to exaggerate the dangers faced by their friends.

I saw a kid out there with a cement milkshake and he just laughed in my face. My god, what’s happened to this town?

by microfilm July 1, 2019