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African milkshake

When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki
That girl looks like shit, she probably did an African milkshake
by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021
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Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong
Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake
by Pondmoose November 15, 2021
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Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back seat of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring ate out from the back by your fathers daughter and sloppy top from some homeless guy in the front while you sip on an McDonald’s milkshake.
My day was terrible yesterday until I was delightfully surprised with a sexy milkshake on my road-trip.
by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021
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Cement Milkshake

(The act of using) An acidic milkshake, often having cement mixed in, be it by customer or seller, by domestic terrorist groups against political opponents violently.
Oh man, I'd love to cement milkshake Ted Cruz!
by xXx_42069_xXx July 2, 2019
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milkshake duck

milkshake duck is someone can be any one who instantly becomes famous but then when people find out they are bad or done something bad they become unpopular that is called milkshake duck
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by ajksdah January 15, 2018
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Placenta Milkshake

A perfectly blended fetus of an unborn child deliciously poured into a cup mixed with milk and topped with a serving of fresh wipped cream. (also served with a cherry on top)
Tom downed his Wifes' Placenta Milkshake without any hesitation, he even licked the cup clean.
by lawler00 April 9, 2010
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Cement milkshake

A euphemism for a vegan milkshake invented by police in Portland, Oregon to exaggerate the dangers faced by their friends.
I saw a kid out there with a cement milkshake and he just laughed in my face. My god, what’s happened to this town?
by microfilm July 1, 2019
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