Midget Time Police

Time Traveling midgets, that come from the future to fight crime.

"dude hide the weed!! Its the midget time police!"

by John Kocalis July 4, 2006

Midget

A very small person who lives amongst us. They can be of any age or gender however they are tiny and petite for whatever age they may be.

Midget can also be used as an offence against dwarfs but this is rearely used.

Person 1: You are such a legit midget.
Person 2: I know, I am so tiny!

by I💖building March 7, 2015

midget

noun-a being which packs twice the sexiness of a normal human into a considerably smaller frame.

Unlike monkeys, midgets are eye level to everything good in life.

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Tickle a Midget

Used to show frustration,
More of a child-appropriate frustration.

Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!

Italian Joe says: You know that psycho bitch Macy?
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!

by Parush January 16, 2008

midget

small but perfectly formed (no offence, but completely different to dwarves) and yes, we certainly do kick ass!

midget means beautiful diminutive creature,fantastic friend, fearsome enemy, less than 5' but can make a giant quiver in bed or in battle!

by minimidge July 14, 2006

midget

What you call someone shorter than you no matter what their height is. Usually this person isn't actually a midget, unless of course you want your achilles tendon cut out when you're not looking down.

Hey you might be a "midget" now but you'll grow up some day. How old are you again? 22? Oh well....

by Itsutsu Kami June 8, 2011

Midget

Midget is a term otherwise used to describe such one as a donut.

"Look over there, its a midget"
" Nah ow bro I think its a donut"

by The Donut Factory October 19, 2012