Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

Microburst

When a micro penis (< 2.75 inches) ejaculates causing a microburst.

I was giving this guy cooper a hand job with my thumb and pointer finger and I couldn't even tell he was erect until he microburst all over me.

by uncledankleberrypie November 29, 2017

micro-relationship

When you've been engaging in sexual activity with another person for 2 to 5 months monogamously, but then the relationship abruptly ends. This is before you are officially dating and refer to said other person as a boyfriend or girlfriend. Toward the end of the experience, you begin to question whether you will end up with this person until you realize that a more likely outcome is that you will never see them again.

I'm still looking for love Nico. All I've had are a couple micro-relationships since I moved here, but nothing serious yet.

by Ancora504 March 4, 2019

micro assault

When you assault someone under 4ft tall.

Mohammed micro assaulted his child wife.

by Pizzagggog July 12, 2020

Micro laser

Some dumb fuck Russian that has nothing better to do besides jack off to anime and scream at people in mrt when they think negatively about him

Hey did you see that Micro laser? What a fucking fag

by MRTSFTURN November 28, 2021

Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.

Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.

by Kyobama February 8, 2020

MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010