gremlin mermaid

A gremlin mermaid is usually a very short individual with very unique facial features and attributes. Their communication skills are limited, therefore they use a series of grunts and hand gestures to speak. They are extremly cautious and are easily scared. When spotted, they will bare their teeth, while bringing their hand to chin level and twitter their fingers. This is thought to be a defence mechanism.

When i went walking through the woods, I was lucky enough to spot a gremlin mermaid.

by wdsk123 November 13, 2009

golden mermaid

It's the fish that always gets away. it's a bit of folklore. it's the biggest fish you've ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . You finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of Moby Dick. Or Loch Ness old Nessie.

I went fishing with my best friend Ben and he almost caught HIS golden mermaid.

by seahawk seth March 11, 2015

jewish mermaid

When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.

Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!

by Kay Smitty May 29, 2016

Milky Mermaid

A pregnant women with the abilities to produce fish milk via their breast area. Some also have fish like instincts and have a certain tuna smell south.

Yoo, u see that milky mermaid, she flawks on me all d an i ain fug wit it.

by SirSlammedUrBird January 18, 2021

kiss of the mermaid

When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.

*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid

by HonkyThomas September 4, 2018

merisacunt

New zealand disease

00:53 (Merauder): lo Rads you cunt

by Rads March 25, 2003

merm

a word used to pause, similar to 'well' and 'um'

"Merm, I don't know."

by Dominic Mikus May 14, 2005