Medlock

A medlock is a big boobed mangina. He/she likes to suck the end of a horses falice. Whilst sitting and reciting Fantastic Mr Fox to himself at home, he has female slave weasels suck upon his juicy moobs. Opening park gates turns him on.

Also, he likes to suck air out of television speakers and polished dishwashers with his tongue.

Boy: Hey look at that boy/girl over there who has boobs, sucking on a falice, reciting fantastic mr fox with weasels sucking upon his nipples, wanking over that gate, sucking that speaker and licking that polished dishwasher!

Girl: Yeah! He's such a Medlock.

by sdfsdgf January 20, 2009

Melbourne Mud-skipper

Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"

by ConairSV June 28, 2010

MELCOLM

An ugly fat gay piece of mix-ed trash with a green thing on his eye. A person so fat even sumo wrestlers rejected him.

Hey there was an earthquake in California because Melcolm fell off his bed.

by SOUTHSIDER June 30, 2004

medow muffin

To poop in a field. Or to poop in a medow, and a bathroom or on someone's door step is to make a medow muffin.

I just made a huge medow muffin

by Rex Smith November 8, 2007

Meadow

Meadow is a girl who looks innocent and acts it. She’s SUPER popular. But really, she’s an absolute bitch. She has no control and thinks everyone wants to know about her personal life. She’ll come to you bragging about how she made the cheer team or the volleyball team or the basketball team. She’ll tell you all about her boyfriend even if you don’t give a fuck. Never trust her. She will ruin your life and make everyone hate you. If you know a Meadow, get rid of her right now before she can ruin about your reputation. She’ll make you want to kill yourself inside and then make you look like the villain while she acts like a hurt victim for everyone to see.

Person: OMG you’re friends with Meadow?
Other Person: Yeah, why?
Person: Don’t be, she’ll ruin your life.

by ItMeBitch November 16, 2018

Melbourne

better than sydney... :)

melbourne is the best city in the world

by melb November 30, 2003

Maldonado

Maldonado mal-dough-nah-do

1.noun Naval
A rudderless seafaring vessel used by the Spanish Royal Navy to coax unsuspecting voyagers into leaving the mainland and never return. Most often, the unfortunate voyagers, at the mercy of the blowing wind and tumultuous ocean, died at sea for lack of direction and propelling force. However, those that would likely survive a long aimless journey fell pray to a parasitic infection that often accompanied the Maldonados, either by coincidence or design. If, by chance, one of these Maldanodos were not lost at sea, they would beach, only to be found filled with death and disease.

Origin: Spain
1690–1700; Mal - Ill, Denado - Favored (or endowed)

1.noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).

1. The Maldonado was filled with hundreds of farmers who believed they were going to a better land, only to die at sea while chewing on their shipmate's leg.

2. The Austrian Governor committed a 1st degree Maldonado.

by Aspartame May 18, 2013