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Megan

A total bitch who knows nothing and only dates beaners and chinks.
Megan is a hoe
by Curry_Splash_Goat March 21, 2019
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Megan

a girl who claims she's a virgin but is not
Megan CLAIMS she didn't have sex with her stepfather, but we know otherwise
by niggles01 July 28, 2016
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Megan

She thinks she is pretty and smart but she's not
"i make straight a's",only because she copies that's Megan for you
by 937463829 June 25, 2016
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Megan

Weeder, pothead, anything to do with weed really. They are pasty white, slightly overweight and are literally the biggest possible hoe on the planet. They have parents that buy them whatever they want and if they didn't, Megan wouldn't love them. Are easily succeptible to thin, cocoa butter dark skinned individuals whom are commonly named Matt. Matt too, is a weeder.
Matt: Hey Megan want to do weed sometime
Megan: ok my parents will buy it for us and if they don't then my grandma will and If she doesn't I'll flip out.
Matt: ok
Jack: hey pothead what's up
by Jeb Bush 2.0 November 25, 2016
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Megan

She is the most funny and weird person you'll ever meet. Like, if you have a Megan in your life, your life is already complete. She will be there for you when no one else will, she will always help you no matter how difficult, she's an amazing friend. If you're reading this Megan, i love you
Girl: Hey, what's that girl's name again? She's so cool!
Guy: Oh that's Megan, she's really nice.
Girl: I know right?
by giaalikesfood05 December 28, 2016
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A girl with a fat ass , super pretty and has a nice rack and is the best in bed
Look at Megan walking down the street with a fatty
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Megan

This girl is like any sluy you have seen in any high school movie, she is a hoe. She loved black dick but will take mexican sometimes, she claims she changes but still acts like a hoe in socail media she is a little bitch that cannot fight. Ask any guy at your school about her and they will say "oh yea shes been fucked"
That girl suck so much cock, she is a megan.
by Jacobboii999 June 27, 2017
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