thong maxi pad

tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!

damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!

by terd ferguson August 31, 2004

Maxi Mounds

An absolutely annoying female with hints of male features. Commonly has fake breasts and always has to be the center of attention

Have you met her?she is such a maxi mounds.

<insert name> is a maxi mounds

by Maxi-haterz August 4, 2009

cultural marxism

a really bigoted quack conspiracy theory wherein conservatives assert that there is a conspiracy where black people, lgbt people, leftists, immigrants, and anti-colonial advocates are seen as working together to instill Marxism under the pretense of multiculturalism.

"Stop telling me to not call people n***er f*****, I'm tired of your cultural marxism!"

by TheDSC June 17, 2013

Maximilian

Maximilian is someone who pretends to like you and then decided you aren't good enough. All Maximilian's tend to be assholes who think they're better than others when in fact they aren't.

Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless.

The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.

Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't.

He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex.

Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes.

The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces.

This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.

Girl 1: "OMG, I met this guy yesterday and he is amazing. I think I am in love. he said the nicest things to me. His name is maximilian."

Girl 2: "keep away from him. he's a Maximilian. he doesn't mean what he sais to you and will break your heart."

Girl 1: "OMG, i met this guy a few weeks ago. He is so charming and loving. He has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.

Girl 2: "Good for you but be careful. He might be a Maximilian."

by TOPYFLOPY October 17, 2010

maxigame

This is something game developers shoot out their ass as a replacement for "minigame". Don't be fooled, they're the same damn thing.

Arena challenges in Ratchet and Clank 2 and 3 are maxigames!

by Metatag February 16, 2005

Maxi-Nachos

Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).

Maxi-Nachos Example 1:

Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.
Me: And Queef Burritos?
Jack: Where's your sister?

Maxi-Nachos Example 2:

Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.
Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.
Jack: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?
Jack: Where's your sister?

by M.Chabon October 1, 2008

Maxim

A short, annoying c*nt.

“You went a bit Maxim last night.”

“Don’t be like Maxim.”

by happyman1234 November 22, 2021