Martybate

mar – tee – bait

verb

To amuse one’s self with an image of, or in the actual presence of, Marty Morrissey.

1. Tim thought he was alone in the building, then I came in and found him having a martybate with a gif.
2. At the staff relay, Tim had no shame, he was openly martybating in front of everyone.

by Computer Jones July 18, 2019

soul mateys

When you and your significant other, best friend, or life partner both happen to be pirates.

Can also be a reference to a delicious brand of cereal, or a derogatory term for gay dudes.

Jim and I have raiped and pillaged together for years, were total soul mateys.

Those soul mateys I had for breakfast were delicious.

Gay marriage isn't legal yet so, Todd and I went to South Carolina where we registered as soul mateys.

by eqolson August 25, 2009

Typical Matt

A situation which would be considered extremely unlucky, but brought about in part, by the person in the situation.

Last week Matt: Hey Jon, I just sold my iPhone 3GS, can't wait to get the 4!"

This week Matt: Hey Jon, I can't get hold of an fucking iPhone 4 for love nor money!

Jon: Typical Matt!

by Typical Matt July 4, 2010

Frickin Marty

A Frickin Marty is described as one that is usually everyone's scapegoat. One that semi-akward in most social l situations, can also be descibed as a seductive dairy farmer. Frickin Marty's love to ruin your day, but will then attempt to make-up for it, they also are carries of the infamous dandelion wine, watch out for that stuff.

Also see "Stretcher Sam", these are usually the best buds of Frickin Marty's.

REALLLLLY??? FRICKIN MARTY!

by Rach Nast November 11, 2010

Facebook martyrdom

Expressing a belief via a wall or status update on Facebook with full knowledge of the inevitable disproportionate backlash and furore it will cause. This is usually carried out as a final act before facebook suicide.

Me: You know what, I actually can't stand Katy Perry. Her music is crap. Exhibit A: her latest hit 'California Girls' shamelessly copies the instrumentation from Ke$ha's 'TikTok'. Her music is neither original nor artistic, typical of pop nowadays.
KPfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u'll never be as happy or successful as her!
KPfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
KPfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
KPfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn't just say that!!!!!
Me: Well, this is a typical case of Facebook martyrdom...I have no regrets.

by Platonics. November 12, 2010

backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017

Marty

Absolutly amazing guy. Can be the sexy boyfriend or the best friend that you can tease and have a good time with. Incredibly attractive, hot, cute and sexy all in one. Fun to be around and an amazing kisser. Has gorgous eyes, athletic, has an amazing smile, and can seem shy, but only at first. The kind of guy that you can't believe is actually yours and when you catch his eye across the room you can't help but smile. Has a good sense of humor and loves to just hang out and cuddle for a while or go crazy and party all night, whatever you want babe. A great friend and an ever greater person, if you're lucky enough to find a Marty, keep him and never let him go because you'll have an impossible time finding a guy so amazing.

I love Marty.

He's Marty, do I even need to say any more?

by ~JMG~ December 11, 2011