Maturo

Not like vagina action on weekends particulary on Saturday's. Also can be used as in a case to ditch your friends and be a megggga DOO DOO Bag.

Yo your being such a maturo

Dont Mautro out on this one now Dave

Dave your being such a Maturo,

Dave you have shit lips dont Maturo us because of a joke

by Switzer February 3, 2009

mathussy

the sexiest foxiest man in the world

i want mg170’s mathussy

by rooboobsy March 27, 2022

a mature bullet

A sexy GOW player whos signature shot is the wonderwoman. He also likes to start forest fires when he has a snake in his boot.

"Hey did you get wonderwomaned by that a mature bullet?.. He's beast.

by NayruZ July 19, 2010

Farmhouse Mature

Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'

Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit

by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009

Pre-mature fag

Term used to define an individual with a lower sense of "maturity". Offensive phrase used against a character described or labeled as a "motherfucker". The weaponry that these individuals habitualy use are sedimentary rocks and comedical phrases that generaly dont make sense and or doltish.

Omar is such a pre-mature fag.

by darknight823 January 29, 2009

Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.

"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."

by Slothguy August 24, 2009