Masturbate

verb. screwing someone you love.

I love to masturbate

by thegeneral069 April 26, 2011

Masturbate

V.To stimulate ones genitals for sexual pleasure

Say <mah-stir-bate>

P1.masturbation should be a sin

P2. I would ground my son for 1 month I f he masturbated

by Ttguhvutyh March 24, 2019

mashturbate

To mash with one self as if were one in a mash pit.

I couldn't help but laugh when Sean started to mashturbate.

by lolwutbbq June 26, 2008

Masturbate

What i'll do on your grave :)

I'm gonna masturbate on your grave

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

Masturmate

Originating from the word "estimate", to masturmate is to guess how much longer one can last while masturbating.

Barbara had ten minutes in between meetings, so after a quick masturmate she decided to flick the bean to relax.

by imitt12 March 12, 2016

Masturmate

The stalemate caused by two or more people attempting to masturbate in a public bathroom. Both of the individuals are self respecting, so they will not masturbate while the other remains in the bathroom. This situation results in both parties never leaving the bathroom, and it can result in either party getting hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I had to take a crap this morning, but there was a major masturmate, so there weren't any stalls open.

by XYZDRAGONCANNON September 8, 2016

Masturdate

When a couple goes on a date and someone stalks them to masturbate to them.

"sally and billy went on a date so i went out to masturdate to them"

by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016