The Master Wisdom

Some arrogant douche who spends far too much time making definitions on Urban Dictionary. Clearly he is not as smart as he believes, and might need to check the definitions of root words before he starts running his mouth. He can usually be spotted in the natural habitat of his mom's basement with his head shoved up his own ass.

Guy 1: Why won't that guy shut the fuck up?
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche

by EkulNosnhoj November 17, 2011

Master Catfisher

One who can can convince girls from tinder he is real even when she asks for other social media profiles for verification. If one can fool a girl through Snapchat he is an absolute master catfisher. The goal of every master catfisher is to get nudes and build a robust spank bank.

She asked for my snap...thank God I'm a master catfisher. I'ma see them tits

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

Pout Master

A person who cries on dicks routinely during oral sex.

She cries so much she's the Pout Master

by DeepDerp July 24, 2012

Crog-Master

Female capable of unclogging even the most disturbing of kitchen sink clogs with bare hands. See Crog.

Male1: "Dude, there's a nasty crog in the sink."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."

by crisis31 April 20, 2010

ARCEUS-master

ARCEUS-master is a Mexican writer active on Fanfiction.net, who has one of the best Pokémon stories as of February 2017, with over three-thousand favourites and over two-thousand followers combined. It features Latios and Latias going on a journey with Ash Ketchum, who strives to be the very best Pokémon trainer, like no one ever was. On their way, they overcome trials and tribulations as an evil spirit of old starts wreaking havoc once more, his sight apparently set on Latios and Latias.

Guy 1: ''Have you read the newest chapter of A New Chance For Adventure?''

guy 2: ''No way! Has ARCEUS-master updated his story? His writing is phenomenal!''

by ThatAverageDude February 9, 2017

Cumshot Master

The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.

"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"

"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"

by Grogo December 17, 2019

monke master

A monke master is someone who is a master at training monkes.

MAN YOUR A MONKE MASTER!!!!!

by anonymous October 14, 2021