Female capable of unclogging even the most disturbing of kitchen sink clogs with bare hands. See Crog.
Male1: "Dude, there's a nasty crog in the sink."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."
by crisis31 April 20, 2010
Get the Crog-Mastermug. by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017
Get the master of assholerymug. A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"
Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.
by warontara September 19, 2012
Get the Pirate Mastermug. 1. Alpha Dabbler of the group. Instills high morale and energy to those around his presence.
2. Hardcore Spring-Breaker dabbling on every aspect of a vacation and brings those dabblings to every day life
3. See Dazzler
2. Hardcore Spring-Breaker dabbling on every aspect of a vacation and brings those dabblings to every day life
3. See Dazzler
I was appointed Master Dabbler on our Spring Break trip and therefore earned an M.D. Degree shortly after
by Patrick Sherf March 26, 2007
Get the Master Dabblermug. Some arrogant douche who spends far too much time making definitions on Urban Dictionary. Clearly he is not as smart as he believes, and might need to check the definitions of root words before he starts running his mouth. He can usually be spotted in the natural habitat of his mom's basement with his head shoved up his own ass.
Guy 1: Why won't that guy shut the fuck up?
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche
by EkulNosnhoj November 17, 2011
Get the The Master Wisdommug. That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".
Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.
Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.
Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.
by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021
Get the Master Mossmug. Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.
by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022
Get the Nut Mastermug.